FYI

If you are in any way trying to receive money from me do not call me "honey", do not call me "dear", do not call me "sweetheart" and do not call me "hun". If you call on the telephone, I seriously advise against asking if my mother is home. She is at home - in Michigan. I highly recommend that you avoid whatever evil urge drives you to talk to me like I am still in diapers and high chairs and instead use your "big boy/girl voice". Don't worry, I can take it. But if you call me "dear" one more time? I may just have to kick you in the knees.